Daddy, why does mommy drink wine?
She drinks wine all the time.
Mommy drinks wine because she is stressed.
Be happy she does, you really are blessed.
When mom wants to scream and to yell
She pours herself a glass of red and all is well.
When you make a mess and leave things on the floor,
Mom takes her glass and chugs it behind the door.
So is it my fault that mommy drinks?
Is that what I am supposed to think?
You are not the only one to blame
Your brother and I are also difficult to tame.
Men are slobs, we all know this is true
Poor mommy just doesn’t know what to do.
So to save her sanity Mommy drinks wine
A couple of glasses and suddenly she is fine.
So wine is a good thing is what you say,
When mommy drinks wine it saves the day.
That is right my son
Wine makes mommy much more fun.
So don’t judge her when she sighs and pours a big glass,
On more than one occasion wine has saved your ass!